whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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