i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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