i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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