i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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