I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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