Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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