Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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