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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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