I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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