Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Randomize
