angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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