he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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