i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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