My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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