I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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