i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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