I just cut my nipple shaving
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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