these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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