Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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