We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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