im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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