Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
The power of my boobs compel you
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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