i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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