Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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