haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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