im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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