I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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