You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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