his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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