why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i dont even know how to be here
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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