cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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