If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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