Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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