You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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