Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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