I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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