So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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