Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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