I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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