can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
