dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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