You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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