Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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