Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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