I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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