I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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