Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Of course I have a pirate flag
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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