Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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