I want to stick my p in your. b.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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