I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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