Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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