So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
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i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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