I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
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new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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