It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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