In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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